Winning XI
Being a fan of football design, I've always had an idea of my favourite shirts of all time. Not being such a fan of forging a successful career or saving money, I haven't owed all of them. In fact, some of the ones that I have owned I've actually given away. But then, at the point I gave each away I'm not sure I realised how much I'd miss them in the future.
So, I'm left with two shirts (and a half - I'll explain later) that I would consider to be amongst my favourites of all time. The Olympique de Marseille 3rd/European/International/Superfluous shirt from 2007/08 and the 06-08 red England away. Masterpieces.
The adidas Golpe-styled l'OM shirt blew my mind despite being orange and it may even be my favourite of all time, whilst the Umbro England change shirt hangs in my wardrobe in both long and short-sleeved versions and is truly the last great Three Lion away. Great use of gold, nice big crest and if Umbro want to move towards tailored fits then they could do worse than to take a look back - what a great cut!
But what about the ones that, so far, have got away? Here's a top eleven wish list:
1. First up, a newie. When France released their World Cup 2010 qualifying campaign kit many people were appalled. Their previous shirt was poorly-received but had barely been worn and this new one wouldn't even be worn in South Africa.
However, my personal view was that shirts are about moments, however long or short. This new kit would represent the qualifying period and its class and understatement fitted its purpose. I toyed with the idea of going out and getting it but for a long time I simply admired from afar.
Until, that is, France decided to honour Louis Braille against Nigeria by representing their players' names in dots. I want it, I need it, it will be mine. I'm not sure whether to go with dotted versions of NASRI, JAY, JÉ, my full first name, my surname or most likely my mother's French-via-Spanish maiden name but I have to have it. adidas, make it so.
2. Another moment shirt, Zinedine Zidane's white number 10 away from the 2006 World Cup. This one wasn't highly-regarded on release, with its slightly clumsy tricolore graphic, but became iconic due to Zizou's astonishing performances in Germany and the self-destruction which followed. I want his number, his name in the wider player issue font, the Fifa Lextra patches and match embroidery. Do I want the embroidery to refer to the Brazil game where he was so sensational or the Italy final where he ended his career in such spectacular fashion? I simply can't decide. I think my unhealthy obsession with Zizou's final act (see my Yahoo! Answers question) could make up my mind.
3. Crossing The Channel, there's no moment like England in 1966. Hurst, Bobby, Nobby and all that. The red away shirt from England's unjust seizure of the Jules Rimet trophy in their home ground 43 years ago is a must-have for any English football fan. I'm not sure if I qualify as that but with Roger Hunt's 21 on the back it's a Liverpool FC-coloured piece of sporting history that would do the trick on a Saturday afternoon at Anfield.
4. Four years later England were defending their world title. Banks's save, Moore's tackle and all that. Essentially, defeat. But it was hot in Mexico and England wore white aertex shirts which in a modern-day global warming-influenced Blighty summer are just perfect. I came very close to buying this shirt from Toffs until Umbro got involved and put a great big 6 on the back and a double diamond at the bottom. The wallet went back in my pocket. But the wounds are healing and summer once again is approaching...
5. From the same World Cup, Pelé and Brazil wore the Brazil shirt. Throw a 10 on the back and it's perfection.
6. Roll on twenty years and Italia '90 was what really turned me on to football. So many memories but none more vivid than that of the ease with which Paul Gascoigne weaved past the best players the planet had to offer. Gazzamania began in Italy and I own the shirt with his number 19 on the back, alas with no "FIFA WORLD CUP ITALY 90" embroidery. This must be addressed.
7. From the same tournament, the revelatory team was Cameroon. The low v-neck, the giant (Indomitable) lion crest and the potential for dancing at the corner flag a la Roger Milla means there's nothing cooler than this monster of the cult shirts world.
8. Moving to club football, and specifically my Marceltipool-inspiring favourite three teams, the greatest and most iconic Celtic shirt is the 1967 Lisbon Lions European Cup winning version, without any shadow of a doubt. Bereft of a number - and you know how I feel about that - it's the most important shirt the Bhoys have ever worn.
But it's also missing a crest so it's essentially a long-sleeved green and white H&M t-shirt. Therefore, from a football design point of view my dream Celtic shirt is the 1982-1986 Umbro number. Whether it has CR SMITH across the front or not, it's beautiful. Rumour has it that (let's face it, it's happening) Nike are going to take advantage of the fact that they now own the rights to all Umbro designs to update the Bumble Bee shirt. Maybe they can give this one the same treatment.
9 & 10. But then, rereleases aren't always what they're cracked up to be. The 1989-91 Liverpool and Marseille home shirts were both recently given the adidas Originals kiss of life and neither was accurate enough for me to part with my hard-earned cash. I owned these two in the first place but inexplicably gave them away. My l'OM shirt even had the sponsor and a number 8 on the back! How I'd love to be taken back to the days of Papin, Waddle, Barnes and Beardsley.
11. And finally, possibly my most controversial choice. It's another entirely unnecessary 3rd shirt, this time a white, green and gold Celtic classic from 1994 which (in)famously split opinion. I'm in no doubt of where I stand on the debate.
So that's it. A dream team if ever I saw one. Of course, I'll think of others that I'd love to own but this list sums up pretty well which I'd have if I could. In some cases I can. It may be time to raid the piggy bank.