Germany 2-0 England
Ok, so England actually won the game 2-1 and that, if anything, flattered the Germans. But, whatever the British media will have you believe, the game really didn't matter that much. It was a friendly between two teams whose players on the night have both bigger fish to fry in club football and more important international battles on the horizon. Most of these players are too young to remember the 1990 World Cup (one of the only benefits of being old: I do) let alone 1970, 1966 or its melodically referenced companions the "two world wars" so it was an experimental exercise with little edge.
Ok, so if we wanna talk football, it was pretty good from an English point of view (which I occasionally have). England attacked well, showed good movement off the ball and the likes of Shaun Wright-Phillips actually taking players on (successfully!) is a joy to behold. Even the frankly odious John Terry did the decent thing and admitted he was the culpable party for the German goal and Gabi Agbonlahor made an impressive and loooong overdue debut (I've been demanding this for years. Thanks for listening, Fabio). Enjoy it while it lasts, England fans. Really, Wednesday night you should have played the lottery, rung up Noel Gallagher to see if he needs another touring guitarist and asked out Keeley Hazell. Things seemed to be going in your favour.
But the bigger victories went to the Germans. Yep, I'm talking football design (humour me). 1-0 with the kit and with the stadium, a cracker, they made it 2.